Friday, August 16, 2013

Scientology ripped off by Star Wars?

Scientology is one of the most well known new religions there is. Created in 1952 by L Ron Hubbard, a science fiction writer that decided to create his own church.
A lot of its attention comes from its best known ambassador, Tom Cruise, by all the crazy behaviour and remarks during the last few years.

To explain very quickly what this religion is all about, let me just throw some alleged facts:

Pay or work!
To be a part of the church you either pay lots of money, or you pay with work (sometimes enforced by
corporal punishment;

Contract of a billion years!
At some point you're pressured to sign a contract where you pledge your soul to the church for the period of 1 billion years (yes.. a lot of zeroes) - read more

Be audited while grabbing 2 cans of aspargus connected to a ohm meter.
"Auditing involves the use of "processes," which are sets of questions asked or directions given by an auditor. When the specific objective of any one process is achieved, the process is ended and another can then be used. By doing this, the subjects are said to be able to free themselves from unwanted barriers that inhibit their natural abilities". This is done while the person is subject to measurement using a "E-Meter", which is a device that measures "Body Thetans" (I will explain what those are further ahead)- read more.also if you want an E-Meter yourself, here's how to make one with Redbull cans.

There are no mental illnesses
Scientology church doesn't like their participants to be treated in any way for mental illnesses. The contract gives them the right to get you out of any facility where you're being treated for mental illnesses and take you back to the church. They say mental illnesses don't really exist and that it's just the person's "Body Thetans". That was most publicized when John Travolta's sun died, allegedly due to lack of care by his parents that didn't acknowledge his autism due to the Scientology's Church doctrine. read more

The super powers church!
When you're an advanced OT (Operating Thetan, which is has several levels from OT I to OT VIII) in the church, you're supposed to be able to live forever, have telepathic powers, telekinesis, etc. Tom Cruised is believed to be able to do all these things! read more

Where did Star Wars get the inspiration?
This is the best part. When you reach the level of OT III (brainwashed-a-lot), you're told the real story of the church. I will not comment any further because I don't need to. I will show the manuscript from L. Ron Hubbard, telling us all about it:

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Data (1)            (1)The head of the Galactic Confederation (76 planets around larger stars visible from here) (founded 95,000,000 yrs ago, very space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet -- 178 billion on average) by mass implanting. 
He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an HBomb on the principal volcanoes (Incident 2) and then the Pacific area ones were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic Area ones to Las Palmas and there "packaged." 
His name was Xenu. He used renegades. Various misleading data by means of circuits etc. was placed in the implants. 
When through with his crime Loyal Officers (to the people) captured him after 6 years of battle and put him in an electronic mountain trap where he still is. "They" are gone. The place (Confed.) has since been a desert.

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