It must have been FUR! (Roxette)

(Inventei uma nova letra para a musica dos Roxette)

Lay some whiskas on my pillow
Leave the water on the ground
I wake up lonely, is there a silence
In the bedroom and all around

Touch my fur, I close my eyes
And dream away...

It must have been fur, but it's over now
It was stuck in my throat, but I purged it somehow
It must have been fur, but it's over now
From the moment i coughed till the fur hits the ground

Make believing we're together
That I'm sheltered on your lap
I feel the need, to take a dump
I miss the sand, and hit the gap

And it's a smell, of so much poo
That flies away...

It must have been poo, but it's over now
Its everywhere but the sand, lands where it wants to land
It must have been poo, but it's over now
'Cause where the crap flows, it's where my crap goes

It must have been fur, but it's over now
It was stuck in my throat, but i purged it somehow
It must have been fur, but it's over now
From the moment i coughed till the fur hits the ground